another fourth wall post

[hipstermark]

[Do you like picnics? Because, even in the snow, Vanille has set up a picnic... wait. It's not snowy around her. Maybe it's because of the napping Groudon she's got right there, behind her.

Where is this picnic? It seems to be teleporting all around the place. Yay for teleporting picnics, right?

Anyway! Wanna go bother Vanille? She's got a lot of Fairy-types around her - along with a Bannete on her lap, and a Yamask across from her. Oh! And don't forget the Mamoswine nibbling at the snack food.]
I wonder if she'll turn up again this time? Last time, we found Lucy... though I couldn't remember until now. Who knows? We might even meet more new friends, everybody!
[But, if she does notice you... well, do you like having cute girls suddenly pulling you onto a blanket on top of a Legendary Pokemon.]

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[thelonequeen]

[...oh my gosh a kweh-ing little bird, Queen Vanille is just gonna kneel down with her present. This is so cute! Gotta love the little things! Her little Ralts, though, is reaching out for Aero.]
I'm not just a queen.

[soggypastry]

[While Aero draws ever closer to the queen and her gift, friendly as can be, Lightning stands and shakes her head. To her Vanille, she says:]

No one remembers this kind of thing. We've lost days before.[If this is that, anyway. To the other Vanille, however:]

If you're not just a queen, then what are you? Who are you?

[Does she seem a little bit wary? Maybe she is. It's a bit much to take in all at once, even if she seems harmless.]

[hipstermark]

At least we can remember a little, right?
[Vanille gives a dotdotdot look to the Queen, before looking back at Lightning.]

[thelonequeen]

I'm from another version of this world, too!
[Look at that smile. It looks a little tired, as the gift Ralts lets out a slight raaaaaeh?]
And! I'm still the same Vanille, even though I'm a queen! Don't judge me! [Don't mind that little chuckle. Othering jokes.]

[hipstermark]

[And that's when Vanille speaks up again, with a grunt.]
Hey, c'mon! I got all this food ready - well, me and Lucy - so why don't we sit down! I mean - this warm guy could wake up any second.
[She's talking about Flammer. Can't they just have a creepy picnic?]

[soggypastry]

[A shrug--Lightning can't even get a word in edgewise between the two of them, so while she sighs at the queen, she can really only do as her friend asks and sit back down. Still a bit wary, to be sure, but fine. She can play nice.]

He'll wake up quicker if there's more noise. [Not that he seems to be noticing Aero's constant kweh's, though. Strange, this world is.]

[hipstermark]

[And as if, on cue, Flammer suddenly rises from the ground. Luckily, the blanket was set up on the flat part of the tail - and this is a larger then normal one. But it lets out a slight groan - before noticing people are there.

Do they want a ride? C: come on let's go for a romp around... uh, here.]

Oops! Guess I jinxed it! Or should that be Jyxned...?

You sure did, Little Me! Wonder how many people will go bye-bye?

What do you mean?!

It's a god, Little Me! It's gonna kill a few people. Wonder how many?

This is a god?!

What did you think it'd be? All worlds are ruled by gods. Some are just crueler then others. You'd know this well - both of you. Right, Lightning?

[Don't mind how route!Vanille is just staring up at the thing, as the Queen has a grin on her face. lightning halp

Flammer, though, is just gonna keep on almost skipping around.]

[soggypastry]

[She'd been content to stay seated when Flammer started to move, not wanting to fall, but those words from the queen make her stand, slowly, to take the few steps to her Vanille.]

Seems friendly to me. If it was going to kill people, it would make sense to start with the three of us, wouldn't it?

[Lady, you're a bit creepy. She whistles softly, calling a still kwehing Aero back to flutter up to her shoulder, and then cocks her head at the Queen. Waiting for answer? Indeed.]